Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the GTWF Vanguard Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Atlanta, Georgia; weighing in at around two hundred ninety-five pounds: REDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[“Burn It All” by A Dark Halo blasts over the PA system as Redmann comes out to a surprisingly large pop. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.]

Lillian Garcia: And now, from Sacramento, California; weighing in at around two hundred forty pounds, he is the Vanguard Champion…! SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

Another dream that will never come true,

Just to compliment your sorrow!

Another life that I've taken from you,

A gift to add onto your pain and suffering!

[The newcomer comes out and the crowd is unsure of how to react to the Vanguard Champion; with his title, he makes his way to the ring, climbs up onto the apron, and in-between the ropes.]

J.R.: And there’s the bell and this match is underway!

King: Both men lock up…Redmann thrusts Slain into a side headlock…squeezing the head…

J.R.: This match is off to a slow start…OR IS IT?

King: SLAIN BACKING OUT OF THE HOLD AND HE HAS REDMANN ON THE MAT! INSANITY! INSANITY! SLAIN HAS THAT SINGLE-ARM CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!

J.R.: Is he going to tap?! IS HE?!

King: *kisses J.R.*

J.R.: *punches King*

King: *falls over*

J.R.: Redmann has reached the ropes! OMG! OMG! OMG! STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! …ahem…no, no Stunner….both me getting up…BUT REDMANN HOISTS SLAIN UP! HE’S GOING TO DO IT! HE DOES! THE F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U! THE COVER!

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J.R.: REDMANN CAN’T BELIEVE IT…HE HOISTS SLAIN UP AGAIN…F-5 ! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5! F-5!

The cover!

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J.R.; OMG, HE’S DONE IT! HE’S DONE IT! REDMANN HAS WON THE AMTCH!

here is yoru winner and the new VANGUARD CHAMPION…REDDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAN